From Jeff Foxworthy. I have just included the ones that struck me as quite humorous and unique. I mean, I can use jumper cables, but I am pretty sure I am not the only wife in America who knows how to do that!
If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Alaska.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Alaska
If you know several people who have hit a moose – more than once, you may live in Alaska.
If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Alaska.
If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Alaska.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph — you’re going 70 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Alaska.
If you find 10 degrees ‘a little chilly’, you may live in Alaska.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Alaska.
and my VERY FAVORITE!!
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Alaska.
A itty bitty taste of life from here.