Thaddeus the lawyer
When discovered sitting on the couch reading, he was asked why he wasn’t sorting the books into piles to put away. His answer:
“I am! I am sorting by looking at the number of pages!”
Always the lawyer – always ready with a GREAT reason and excuse!!!
Keenan the Creative
When talking about moving to the lower 48 (where there is mud to make mud pies like I did when I was little 🙂 – don’t you love breakfast table conversation?)
“Oh Dad. You are just like a bird flying different places to work”